A shirt, line-dried in an afternoon’s breeze, is a dependable source of pleasure.

Regardless of varietal, wine drunk outdoors takes on wild and strange flavors.

Tweed might look nice inside by the fire, but it only performs when outdoors.

Even mediocre coffee (or brandy) tastes good in the brisk morning air.

The outdoors makes relevant the heaviest sweaters.

Bacon approaches perfection when eaten outside.

Proper exercise occurs outside.

The outdoors invented jeans.

When it rains: umbrellas.